Aftermath of Valentine’s Day

VALENTINE’S DAY REPORT…

1. Engagements ………12%.

2. Heart breaks …….. 95%.

3. Wife caught cheating …….. 69%.

4. Husband caught cheating …… 79%.

5. Condom sales ……… 99%

6. Fast food sales …….. 90%

7. Visit to Motherless Baby’s Homes, prisoners/cells, beggars/destitutes ……… 2%.

8. Girls in hospital over Love …….. 70%

9. Boys in hospital over Love ……. 5%

10. Girls arrested for fighting over Boys ……. 59%.

11. Boys arrested for fighting over Girls ……. 10%

12. Husbands in prison for beating wives in public ……. 804 counted.

13. Pregnancy ……… 309,572.

14. Number of switched off phones on Feb 14, 2016 …… 9 million.

We are still taking statistics…. I will keep you all Updated. Valentine is still on…