VALENTINE’S DAY REPORT…
1. Engagements ………12%.
2. Heart breaks …….. 95%.
3. Wife caught cheating …….. 69%.
4. Husband caught cheating …… 79%.
5. Condom sales ……… 99%
6. Fast food sales …….. 90%
7. Visit to Motherless Baby’s Homes, prisoners/cells, beggars/destitutes ……… 2%.
8. Girls in hospital over Love …….. 70%
9. Boys in hospital over Love ……. 5%
10. Girls arrested for fighting over Boys ……. 59%.
11. Boys arrested for fighting over Girls ……. 10%
12. Husbands in prison for beating wives in public ……. 804 counted.
13. Pregnancy ……… 309,572.
14. Number of switched off phones on Feb 14, 2016 …… 9 million.
We are still taking statistics…. I will keep you all Updated. Valentine is still on…
Lol! Valentine drama!
Really funny. lol