This Is Kerosene

An Igbo engineer can’t find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside…
“GET TREATMENT FOR N20,000 – IF NOT CURED, GET BACK N100,000″

A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn N100,000 and goes to the clinic…

LAWYER: I have lost my sense of taste.

IGBO MAN: Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth.”

LAWYER: Ugh.. this is kerosene.

IGBO MAN: Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20,000.

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…

LAWYER: I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.

IGBO MAN: Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.

LAWYER: (annoyed) This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.

IGBO MAN: Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me N20,000″

The fuming lawyer pays him and then comes back a week later determined to get back N100,000.

LAWYER: My eyesight has become very weak.

IGBO MAN: Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this 100k.

LAWYER: (staring at the cash) But this is N20,000, not N100,000.

IGBO MAN: Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me N20,000.